My friend Clambo (of the Clambo Chronicles) wrote lyrics (!) to the show's theme song that I find oddly appropriate. He says that he finds the crew of the good ship Voyager to be fairly whiny, and these lyrics seem to best express that aspect of the show. For posterity, I share them with you here.
| We're the starship Voy-a-ger We're stuck out here We can't get home Please help us get home Janeway is... our Ca-p-tain She trapped us here We can't get home Please help us get back home We'd really like to get home sometime soooon But Janeway insists on seeing every moon We're the starship Voy-a-ger We're stuck out here We can't get home We're lost Will we ever get home? |
I think that about says it all.
About six months after I posted these lyrics, my friend Dan emailed me to tell me that once he found these lyrics, every time he watches Voyager he can't get the lyrics out of his head!
His exact quote: "Damn you, and damn that bastard Clambo!"
And that says it all.